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WILLA JANSSON NOVELS

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHERE LAWYERS FEAR TO TREAD

 

Bantam Books; Ballantine Books

            Anthony and Macavity Award Nominee.

 

 

 

 

1.

 

 

LAW SCHOOLS DON'T have football teams, they have

law reviews. Law reviews may look like large

paperbacks, but they are arenas. Legal scholars

maul each other in polite footnotes, students

scrimmage and connive for editorial positions, and

the intellectual bloodlust of law professors is

appeased, rah rah.

 

Law reviews are edited by law students. After three

years of competing for grades, jobs, even vending

machine food (it's nothing but Fig Newtons after

four o'clock), law students will do anything--if it

means someone else doesn't get to do it.

 

"Top ten percent and law review," that's the magic

phrase. If you don't want to work in Puyallup,

Washington, or Lawton, Oklahoma, if you want to

work in a big city law firm, if you want a decent

salary, if you want a job in a government agency or

a hip organization like the American Civil

Liberties Union, you'd better be in the top ten

percent of your class, and you'd better be on law

review. And if you're not at Harvard, Yale, or

Stanford Law, it's best to be editor-in-chief.

 

I was editor-in-chief of a law review for a while,

through no fault of my own. I replaced an

infinitely more qualified woman named Susan Green.

 

Here's everything I know about Susan Green, former

editor-in-chief of the Malhousie Law Review:

 

Susan Green was born to Dr. Sidney and Mrs. Greta

Green in 1960, the year I, Willa Jansson, started

grade school. While I played with incense sticks

and chose my mantra at one of the first alternative

schools in San Francisco, Susan Green, super-baby,

learned her alphabet from flashcards displayed by

an overqualified nanny. While I was hating my first

job, washing dishes at a vegetarian restaurant,

Susan Green was giving piano recitals and taking

ballet lessons. While I organized high school

antiwar rallies and refused to salute the flag,

Susan Green began using her eidetic memory to

memorize patriotic verse. When my parents joined

the Peace Corps, Dr. and Mrs. Green began their

retirement cruise, leaving Susan in an elegant

boarding school in Washington, D.C. So, when I

hitchhiked there to join fifteen thousand or so

others camped around the White House, Susan Green

and I were in the same city for the first time in

our lives.

 

That didn't happen again for four years, when we

both ended up at Stanford University, me after much

impecunious gypsying around the country (which did

not affect my college entrance exam score), and she

after graduating with honors from the toughest of

prep schools. Not only did we end up at the same

university at the same time, but our families

actually met at freshman orientation. My father

looked faded and ill after two years of diarrhea in

Liberia, but my mother was still rosy and pear-

shaped under twenty pounds of African jewelry.

Susan's parents looked made-for-TV and smelled

faintly of leather from their new Jaguar. We all

ended up at the same little outdoor picnic table

for a cafeteria lunch.

 

My mother noticed the band of endangered wildlife

around Mrs. Green's neck. I knew what was coming.

So when Mother suggested, "We should love animals--"

I did Mrs. Green a favor. I cut in, "They're delicious."

 

My father laughed, but no one else did. The Greens

took a few more hasty bites of salad, then fled.

 

Susan Green and I had one class together that year,

and I wrote her off as a walking résumé, an amalgam

of dull accomplishments in an impeccably preppy

shell, the kind of girl who wore a pearl necklace

to class and paid two dollars a bar for Neutrogena

soap so her cheeks would be as shiny as the rest of

the sorority's. (Her sorority motto was "Learn from

the successful and inspire the unfortunate";

luckily, inspiration is cheap.)

 

In spite of myself, I had to admire Susan's

brainpower. She had total recall, a photographic

memory. And she spoke in well-edited paragraphs,

complete with topic sentence, supporting facts, and

brief restatement. She was long on information and

short on insight, whereas I have the kind of sloppy

brain that hares off on romantic associations and

refuses to memorize.

 

I had a few more classes with Susan along the way,

never did as well on the exams, never impressed my

professors, and got into a lot of trouble over some

articles I wrote for the school paper (I called

Leland Stanford a bloodsucking pirate, which I

learned was not beyond dispute, after all).

 

Then the fates decreed that Susan Green and I begin

law school together, make law review together, and

end up on the editorial board together.

 

But here's one thing we didn't do together: the day

I argued with Larry Tchielowicz about the war in

Vietnam, somebody smashed Susan's head in as she

bent over a manuscript.

 

 

-2-

 

 

"LOOK WHAT THE Communists have done to Vietnam--too

bad you radicals didn't keep quiet and let Nixon

win the war."

 

There were half a dozen other editors in the law

review office, sleepily filling their cups with

metallic wastewater from the coffee urn. They

regarded Tchielowicz with weary incredulity. Exams

were less than four weeks away; only I could be

goaded into fighting the old battles.

 

"You'd have protested too if the government planned

to kill your ass on foreign soil. " Tchielowicz was

five or six years younger than me; he'd been just a

kid during those years of division, death, and

defoliation.

 

"No Republicans in foxholes?" Tchielowicz's thin

lips--the only thin part of the muscle-bound,

big-headed man--twitched back a smile. "The army's

paying my way through law school, I'll have you

know. Paid my way through college, too. I've

already done basic training, and I owe them six

more years, after the bar exam." He rubbed his

smallish, bent nose. "So you see, I've already

consented to let the government do with my ass what

it will."

 

I treated Tchielowicz to my candid opinion of this

arrangement.

 

Susan Green rapped at the glass of the inner office

to try to shut me up. She'd talked the law school

into erecting a plywood and acrylic enclosure

around the half dozen desks in the basement office,

separating them from the sagging Naugahyde couches

and encrusted coffee accoutrements. The partitions

created an illusion of privacy, but they stopped

several feet short of the ceiling to allow for a

maze of overhead pipes, and they barely muffled the

sound of conversation on the other side.

 

Since it took sixteen of us to do the proofreading,

disparaging, and kvetching known as the editorial

process, and since most of us did it in the outer

office, Susan's inner sanctum was less than silent

at the best of times. But I honored her request by

concluding more quietly, and more kindly, that

Tchielowicz was a prostitute for the cryptofascist

war machine.

 

Before Tchielowicz could respond, Jake Whittsen

strolled in and ruffled my hair--I don't know why

men treat small blond women like puppies. "Are you

coming to hear Jane Day?" Even Jake's voice was

gorgeous, about an octave lower than most men's,

and so quiet it sounded like pillowtalk no matter

what he said.

 

Jane Day was one of those damned Republican

feminists. You know, Get women out of the home and

into the Mercedes for luncheon with the Ladies

Against Drug Abuse ("Madame Chairman, I'd like to

propose a toast to the eradication of drug use").

 

She belonged to every bar association committee

ever devised; it was spooky how often you ran

across her name in bar publications. She was

currently on the rubber chicken circuit, trying to

win her party's nomination for state attorney

general. The law school, which happened to be her

alma mater, was hosting a reception for her that

afternoon. The editorial board of the law review

had been invited; the rest of the student body was

not deemed worthy to break bread with our

distinguished professors.

 

I was inclined to go with Jake--it was a chance to

sit beside him and become intoxicated by his

cologne (probably selected by his stunning and

sophisticated wife, alas).

 

But Tchielowicz remarked that he guessed Jane Fonda

was too busy building up her pectorals to worry

about the Vietnamese people now that they were

being slaughtered by socialists instead of

capitalists, and I couldn't leave the fray. I

declined Jake's invitation.

 

A few students drifted in, earnestly discussing the

relative merits of squash and raquetball. They

drank the dregs of the coffee, then Reeboked off to

a commercial paper class. Professor Haas, a

comparative law professor with a lilting Swedish

accent and a shy, charming smile, came in to get

the latest issue of the review, hot off the presses

and stacked on the floor near Susan's desk.

Professor Miles, who'd been teaching trusts and

wills long before they'd mummified her, stalked in

clutching a copy. Through the plywood partition, I

heard her shriek to Susan that we'd failed to list

all her degrees in the editor's note preceding her

article on blind trusts.

 

That was the last thing I ever heard anyone say to

Susan Green.

 

I left to go to my federal income tax class. I

didn't particularly want to go, but I was beginning

to suspect Larry Tchielowicz thought I was cute

when I was mad.

 

And while my tax professor lasciviously discussed

his favorite tax shelters, someone stood behind

Susan Green, raised up a weapon, and brought it

down twice on the back of her head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A RADICAL DEPARTURE

 

            1988 Bantam Books; 1991 Ballantine Books

                        Edgar and Anthony Award Nominee

 

 

 

 

 

 

HIDDEN AGENDA

 

            Bantam Books; Ballantine Books

 

 

 

 

1.

 

 

IT BEGAN WITH a phone call at seven in the damned

morning. I could hear the buzz of long-distance

cable. "This is Willa Jansson," I admitted

grudgingly.

 

"And this is Thomas Spender!" His tone said, Bully

for me! "We met in January of your last year of law

school."

 

I frowned down at my bare toes, kicking aside some

underwear. If he was waiting for me to say "How

nice," he would wait a long time. My last year of

law school was not a cherished memory.

 

"In the midst of that, um . . . imbroglio."

 

Imbroglio--the word crackled across my sleepy

synapses. I remembered somebody using that word,

somebody from "Wailes, Roth--"

 

"--Fotheringham and Beck. Yes, indeed. You remember

our interview!"

 

Despite plans to work for a respectably radical law

firm in San Francisco, I'd interviewed with two

morticians (that's what they'd looked like, anyway)

from an august Wall Street firm. Thomas Spender,

Esquire, began to take shape in my memory: plump

and pinstriped, the spawn of some Republican

Central Committee petri dish.

 

"Let me get to the point, Ms. Jansson. We, uh,

heard that your law firm-I believe you worked for

Julian Warneke's firm?" He spoke the name with

bemused contempt. "And that firm is now, uh,

somewhat defunct?"

 

Somewhat defunct--the murder of two partners and a

secretary will do that. "The firm doesn't exist

anymore," I confirmed. Anyone who read the

newspaper knew that.

 

"The reason I mention it is, I find we still have

your law school resume on file. And we, um, thought

you might care to send us an updated vita."

 

I edged closer to my bedroom window and pulled up

the shade, flinching from the morning light. I was

surrounded by laundry, books, papers, dust balls:

it was my room, all right. Not a dream.

 

"Send you an updated résumé?"

 

Since when did the biggest, piggiest law firm on The

Street have to solicit résumés? And why from me? I'd

done well in law school, but Malhousie wasn't a top ten

school. And Wailes, Roth was the kind of firm that

Stanford and Yale Law grads grovel before, after clerking

at the Supreme Court.

 

"Let me tell you what made us think of you, Ms.

Jansson. In spite of the publicity about the

Warneke um-" I guessed he didn't want to use the

word imbroglio again. "That was rather unfortunate,

of course, but-- Tell me, do you know Bud Hopper?"

 

"No."

 

"Apparently a very high muck-a-muck in the Department

of the Interior. He has the President's ear, you might say."

He spoke with walrus-to-the oysters heartiness. "He tells

us you wrote an excellent little law review article about

alternative immigration restriction scenarios."

 

"My student article?" in which I did not use the

word "scenario." Not once.

 

"And that some senior White House aides looked at that

article. In fact"--his tone was both superior and

congratulatory--"the President's people even kicked around

one or two of your thoughts when they made their limited

amnesty recommendation to Congress."

 

I almost groaned. The latest Republican plan

allowed bosses to continue exploiting their

existing cheap foreign labor, while slamming the

door on future immigration. "I'm sure you

misunderstood your friend-"

 

"Now, now. No false modesty. I haven't had a chance

to peek at the article myself, but Bud Hopper

certainly seemed to think it was a good piece of

student work." He added brightly, "Good enough for

the Reagan administration!"

 

I sat down, almost missing the edge of the bed.

If my parents learned I'd contributed, however

unwittingly, to the Republican body politic, they

would wander the streets in sackcloth and ashes.

 

"And," he continued, "a few of the partners here

were sufficiently impressed when I mentioned it to

suggest that I call you this morning and invite you

to update your résumé."

 

"Mr. Spender, thank you. But I don't think I'd like

to--"

 

"Naturally, we would be prepared to lateral you in."

 

I briefly considered the verb. Was it better than

being verticaled? "Lateral me?"

 

"Give you credit for your two years with the

Warneke firm. "

 

"In what sense?"

 

"Salary and seniority," he said indulgently. "I

believe our third-year people are making about

ninety thousand. It goes up quite sharply in the

fourth year, and continues climbing until one makes

partner in the seventh year, assuming one does.

Partners, of course, are on a different scale

altogether."

 

Ninety thousand dollars! And goes up sharply!

Warneke, Kerrey, Lieberman & Flish, the law firm of

my left-wing dreams, had been paying me twenty-five

five before becoming somewhat defunct.

 

"Let me give you the name of a contact person in

our San Francisco office," Spender continued, in

the same Indulgent tone. "In case you decide to

give us a call. "

 

And, with the breathless obedience of a Nancy

Reagan, I purred, "Let me get a pencil!"

 

 

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PRIOR CONVICTIONS

 

Simon & Schuster; Ballantine Books

                        Edgar Award Nominee

 

 

 

 

1.

 

 

I WATCHED MY marijuana float away from the Santa

Monica pier. At the last minute, an eddy of gray

water sent it swirling back toward me. It seemed to

call out, Willa, no; I'm your last vestige of

hipness. I almost jumped into the water to reclaim

the damp detritus of my one remaining vice. My one

remaining vice--God, I'd gotten boring.

 

But I thought of all the mornings I'd wakened

feeling like a bad country-western song. Every

morning for the last year. And many mornings for

many years before that. I'd been smoking pot since

I was thirteen, in fact, since a cute boy with an

earring handed me a joint on Haight Street, near my

parents' flat. I had enough undamaged left brain to

realize (if not exactly comprehend) that that was

almost twenty-five years ago. I'd accomplished a

lot in spite of it--and in spite of the nomadic

movement politics that defined the life-style. A

decade later than most of my peers, I'd endured

Stanford University, Malhousie Law School, and two

legal associate jobs--one politically correct, one

fiscally correct. Maybe I'd needed pot to help me

put up with the bullshit. But it worried me that I

now needed it every single day.

 

Anyway, I reminded myself, this was a good time to

quit. I was embarking on a (slightly premature)

midlife crisis. I'd just left the best job--rather,

the best income--I'd ever had. My sex life was lying

somewhere with a wooden stake in its heart. My mood

was beyond repair; I might as well give my brain

cells a chance to regenerate.

 

Behind me on the pier, an Iranian couple noisily

unfolded a quilted-steel hot dog wagon. Early

rollerbladers strapped on knee pads. A Vietnamese

man with an armload of buckets baited fish hooks. I

shook the last few flakes of pot out of my Baggie

and watched them sift through a layer of yellow

smog. Then, more discreetly, I dropped the Baggie

off the pier. In Santa Monica, I could get more

jail time for littering than for possession of a

controlled substance.

 

I walked the length of the pier, brushing the last

of the green dust off my fingers. Santa Monica, the

Miami Beach of sold-out activists; fitting that I

should dump my pot here. I was a straight person

now, dull and unhip in the uniform of my outmoded

youth: faded jeans, moccasins and a tie-dyed T-

shirt. (At least my hair wasn't still long and

center-parted. It was shoulder length and side-

parted, the only style that looks vaguely adult on

a five-one blonde who won't wear makeup and hates

high heels.)

 

Smoking pot in grumpy solitude had been my

alternative to sushi bars and health clubs with

lawyers I saw enough of at work. Pot was my own

little party, the last flicker of an old light show.

Without it, I would probably devolve into Marilyn

Quayle. (At least the uniform of my youth didn't

include hats that looked like dog dishes.)

 

I took a last, unfond look at the motels and

bungalow restaurants of Santa Monica Boulevard.

Then I climbed into my car, a hatchback filled with

all my worldly possessions, mostly plastic hanging

bags of clothes. A year at a top-dollar L.A. law

firm had done wonders for my wardrobe. A few more

months and I'd have been the best-dressed lawyer at

the Betty Ford Clinic.

 

I started the car, feeling clammy and nervous. I'd

lived most of my life in San Francisco, where you

can get anywhere by bus, streetcar or subway. I'd

never learned to drive. But by the time I'd

subsidized a fleet of L.A. cabs, I decided I was

flexible enough to learn. Today, I had hundreds of

miles to drive before nightfall.

 

I was finally leaving. I'd made 346 chalk marks on

the walls of my Westwood apartment (stucco, of

course; wall-to-wall carpeting; utterly

characterless and bland, as I was fast becoming).

I'd served my time. My résumé had been paroled.

 

Leaving was the good news. The bad news would fill

several volumes.

 

Yes, I'd rehabilitated my résumé. It had taken a

year of squinting at loan agreements and conferring

with obnoxious men in red power ties, but I'd done

it. I was now marketable--a fourth-year attorney

with family law and corporate litigation

experience; experienced enough to be of use but not

senior enough to threaten associates on the brink

of partnership. I'd have no trouble finding a job

in another firm.

 

Unfortunately, I hated being a lawyer….

 

I drove up the coast highway, oblivious to

crashing waves, kiting pelicans, cliffs painted in

ice plant. The price of admission to a midlife

crisis is that you stop noticing anything that

won't sleep with you.

 

 

___________________________________________________

 

 

LAST CHANTS

 

Simon & Schuster; Pocket Books

 

 

____________________________________________________

 

 

 

STAR WITNESS

 

Simon & Schuster; Pocket Books

 

 

__________________________________________________________________

 

 

 

HAVANA TWIST

 

            Simon & Schuster; Pocket Books

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter One

 

 

 

I often hear people complain about their mothers.

But I'd celebrate if all my mother did was skewer me

with advice and bore me with anecdotes. I think

anyone who hasn't had to bail her mother out of jail

cells full of demonstrators is lucky. Anyone who can

guiltlessly utter a cynicism or consort with an

occasional Republican is lucky.

 

The capper, as far as I'm concerned, was last year,

when my mother flew to Cuba with a bevy of gray-haired

"brigadistas", then failed to return with them.       

           

When fourteen sweet and unpretentious women

dedicated to not hugging their children with nuclear

arms filed off the plane, I could tell by their faces

that something was wrong. Global Exchange and the

Women's International League for Peace and Freedom

had, by natural selection, assembled an ecstatic group

prepared to bliss out on revolution. The women should

have been flushed with the rapture of connection, they

should have had that noble Dances With Revolutionaries

look. Instead, they looked worried and confused. And

members of WILPF rarely look confused. They are the

Jewish mothers of politics, ready to chicken-soup the

whole third world. So I knew something had gone

wrong. But foolishly, I thought maybe they'd been

disillusioned. I thought maybe something had cracked

their rose-colored lenses.

           

I should have known better. I'd accompanied

Mother to an itinerary meeting filled with women who

couldn't stop exclaiming about Cuba's excellent

schools and health care, the warmness of its people,

and the fact that no racial inequality existed there.

My mild question about political prisoners provoked a

temper tantrum about our CIA-backed press, and the

hypocrisy of blockading Cuba while maintaining

relations with governments of torturers. I followed

up--at considerable risk to my mother's reputation--

with some particulars about a recently-jailed poet.

Until her sudden fall from favor, she'd been

relentlessly trotted forth as an epitome of the Cuban

spirit. Could a repressive regime produce a world-

class poet? Castro argued.

           

"A perfect example of distortion by a biased

press," one of the Fidelistas sniffed. "When we asked

our Cuban hosts about that, they explained that since

the U.S. is waging war on Cuba, certain things the

poet did were tantamount to treason."

           

I let the war on Cuba slide. "What things?"

           

"Well, she was talking to foreign journalists." The

woman's voice was hushed with disapproval. "She

was leafleting."

           

Leafleting. Any woman in the room would run into

a burning house to save her stash of WILPF pamphlets.

Most would sacrifice family photos before they'd let

their leaflets burn.

           

My mother poked me in the ribs. "You have to

understand their context, Baby--their whole economy is

being ruined by our government! They have a right to

try and stop that."

           

Leaflets were powerful weapons, all right: look

how WILPF's tracts had brought the Republicans to

their knees.

           

Since that evening, I'd been inundated with

alternative-press articles on Cuba. Mother's friends

couldn't bear to have me think bad thoughts about the

place. The regular press, on the other hand, was

gleefully monitoring the collapse of the Cuban

economy. See, it said, socialism doesn't work. Never

mind that Castro's "final hour" had dragged on for a

decade.

           

Anyway, the WILPF women did not look righteous as

they deplaned--not a good sign. They huddled

together, stopping short when they saw me. Also not a

good sign.

           

"We had to leave," one of them blurted. "Because

of visas and other commitments and things. I'm so

sorry."

           

My first thought was they were apologizing for not

having defected. "Of course," I murmured. "Where's

my mother?"

           

"We wanted to wait for her, we really did."     

           

By now they stood close enough for me to smell

their cheek powder.

           

"She's still there? Why? What's she doing?"

           

I was suddenly flanked, motherly hands on my back.                        

           

"We don't know. Last night she went off on her

own and didn't come back to the hotel. We looked

everywhere we could think of this morning."

 

Sarah Swann, the alpha granny, added, "Our Cuban

hosts were so upset. They've made finding her their top priority."

  

I'll bet. My mother was not a cannon you'd want

loose in a controlled society.

   

"I know you have some funny views about Cuba

from the Western media," Sarah continued, "but

honestly, it's such an open society. The one thing

you can count on is that there's no monkey business

from the government. It's not like other countries--

ones our government supports--where people get

disappeared."

   

I sat on a hard plastic airport lounge chair. I

was quickly going numb. My mother had "disappeared"

from my life many times, getting arrested for pouring

blood on draft files, attacking missile nose cones,

blocking access to nuclear power plants, and more

recently, driving chainsaw-demolishing spikes into

old-growth redwoods. My government was committed to

arresting her, usually at her insistence. I didn't

see why a foreign government should be more

charitable.

   

I looked up at the concerned faces of women who

resembled my mother: spry seniors with uncolored hair

and intelligent eyes. I took comfort. Like them, my

mother believed in the Cuban revolution. She'd see

their militarism--anything they did, including jailing

of dissidents and polluting of their coastline--as a

pitiable result of U.S. policies. She would save her

civil disobedience for her return to this country.

           

"No," I said finally. "I can't think of any

reason for the Cuban government to bother her."

           

"Oh, no! They're wonderful there, you can't

imagine."

           

Unless you're a homosexual. Unless you leaflet.

           

But Mother would have agreed with these women.

She would--for once!--have made no ideological waves.

So where was she?

   

"The crime rate is very, very low there," Sarah

consoled me. "If you're thinking she might have been

… attacked."

           

The thought had certainly crossed my mind.

On the other hand, I could imagine Mother meandering

off with new-found friends and missing her plane. In

which case, maybe she'd already turned up.

           

At worst, how difficult would it be to find a

pale-skinned blond American in Cuba?

           

Famous last words.

 

 

 

 




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