WILLA JANSSON NOVELS
WHERE LAWYERS FEAR TO TREAD
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1.
LAW
SCHOOLS DON'T have football teams, they have
law
reviews. Law reviews may look like large
paperbacks,
but they are arenas. Legal scholars
maul
each other in polite footnotes, students
scrimmage
and connive for editorial positions, and
the
intellectual bloodlust of law professors is
appeased,
rah rah.
Law
reviews are edited by law students. After three
years
of competing for grades, jobs, even vending
machine
food (it's nothing but Fig Newtons after
four
o'clock), law students will do anything--if it
means
someone else doesn't get to do it.
"Top
ten percent and law review," that's the magic
phrase.
If you don't want to work in Puyallup,
Washington,
or Lawton, Oklahoma, if you want to
work
in a big city law firm, if you want a decent
salary,
if you want a job in a government agency or
a
hip organization like the American Civil
Liberties
Union, you'd better be in the top ten
percent
of your class, and you'd better be on law
review.
And if you're not at Harvard, Yale, or
Stanford
Law, it's best to be editor-in-chief.
I
was editor-in-chief of a law review for a while,
through
no fault of my own. I replaced an
infinitely
more qualified woman named Susan Green.
Here's
everything I know about Susan Green, former
editor-in-chief
of the Malhousie Law Review:
Susan
Green was born to Dr. Sidney and Mrs. Greta
Green
in 1960, the year I, Willa Jansson, started
grade
school. While I played with incense sticks
and
chose my mantra at one of the first alternative
schools
in San Francisco, Susan Green, super-baby,
learned
her alphabet from flashcards displayed by
an
overqualified nanny. While I was hating my first
job,
washing dishes at a vegetarian restaurant,
Susan
Green was giving piano recitals and taking
ballet
lessons. While I organized high school
antiwar
rallies and refused to salute the flag,
Susan
Green began using her eidetic memory to
memorize
patriotic verse. When my parents joined
the
Peace Corps, Dr. and Mrs. Green began their
retirement
cruise, leaving Susan in an elegant
boarding
school in Washington, D.C. So, when I
hitchhiked
there to join fifteen thousand or so
others
camped around the White House, Susan Green
and
I were in the same city for the first time in
our
lives.
That
didn't happen again for four years, when we
both
ended up at Stanford University, me after much
impecunious
gypsying around the country (which did
not
affect my college entrance exam score), and she
after
graduating with honors from the toughest of
prep
schools. Not only did we end up at the same
university
at the same time, but our families
actually
met at freshman orientation. My father
looked
faded and ill after two years of diarrhea in
Liberia,
but my mother was still rosy and pear-
shaped
under twenty pounds of African jewelry.
Susan's
parents looked made-for-TV and smelled
faintly
of leather from their new Jaguar. We all
ended
up at the same little outdoor picnic table
for
a cafeteria lunch.
My
mother noticed the band of endangered wildlife
around
Mrs. Green's neck. I knew what was coming.
So
when Mother suggested, "We should love animals--"
I
did Mrs. Green a favor. I cut in, "They're delicious."
My
father laughed, but no one else did. The Greens
took
a few more hasty bites of salad, then fled.
Susan
Green and I had one class together that year,
and
I wrote her off as a walking résumé, an amalgam
of
dull accomplishments in an impeccably preppy
shell,
the kind of girl who wore a pearl necklace
to
class and paid two dollars a bar for Neutrogena
soap
so her cheeks would be as shiny as the rest of
the
sorority's. (Her sorority motto was "Learn from
the
successful and inspire the unfortunate";
luckily,
inspiration is cheap.)
In
spite of myself, I had to admire Susan's
brainpower.
She had total recall, a photographic
memory.
And she spoke in well-edited paragraphs,
complete
with topic sentence, supporting facts, and
brief
restatement. She was long on information and
short
on insight, whereas I have the kind of sloppy
brain
that hares off on romantic associations and
refuses
to memorize.
I
had a few more classes with Susan along the way,
never
did as well on the exams, never impressed my
professors,
and got into a lot of trouble over some
articles
I wrote for the school paper (I called
Leland
Stanford a bloodsucking pirate, which I
learned
was not beyond dispute, after all).
Then
the fates decreed that Susan Green and I begin
law
school together, make law review together, and
end
up on the editorial board together.
But
here's one thing we didn't do together: the day
I
argued with Larry Tchielowicz about the war in
Vietnam,
somebody smashed Susan's head in as she
bent
over a manuscript.
-2-
"LOOK
WHAT THE Communists have done to Vietnam--too
bad
you radicals didn't keep quiet and let Nixon
win
the war."
There
were half a dozen other editors in the law
review
office, sleepily filling their cups with
metallic
wastewater from the coffee urn. They
regarded
Tchielowicz with weary incredulity. Exams
were
less than four weeks away; only I could be
goaded
into fighting the old battles.
"You'd
have protested too if the government planned
to
kill your ass on foreign soil. " Tchielowicz was
five
or six years younger than me; he'd been just a
kid
during those years of division, death, and
defoliation.
"No
Republicans in foxholes?" Tchielowicz's thin
lips--the
only thin part of the muscle-bound,
big-headed
man--twitched back a smile. "The army's
paying
my way through law school, I'll have you
know.
Paid my way through college, too. I've
already
done basic training, and I owe them six
more
years, after the bar exam." He rubbed his
smallish,
bent nose. "So you see, I've already
consented
to let the government do with my ass what
it
will."
I
treated Tchielowicz to my candid opinion of this
arrangement.
Susan
Green rapped at the glass of the inner office
to
try to shut me up. She'd talked the law school
into
erecting a plywood and acrylic enclosure
around
the half dozen desks in the basement office,
separating
them from the sagging Naugahyde couches
and
encrusted coffee accoutrements. The partitions
created
an illusion of privacy, but they stopped
several
feet short of the ceiling to allow for a
maze
of overhead pipes, and they barely muffled the
sound
of conversation on the other side.
Since
it took sixteen of us to do the proofreading,
disparaging,
and kvetching known as the editorial
process,
and since most of us did it in the outer
office,
Susan's inner sanctum was less than silent
at
the best of times. But I honored her request by
concluding
more quietly, and more kindly, that
Tchielowicz
was a prostitute for the cryptofascist
war
machine.
Before
Tchielowicz could respond, Jake Whittsen
strolled
in and ruffled my hair--I don't know why
men
treat small blond women like puppies. "Are you
coming
to hear Jane Day?" Even Jake's voice was
gorgeous,
about an octave lower than most men's,
and
so quiet it sounded like pillowtalk no matter
what
he said.
Jane
Day was one of those damned Republican
feminists.
You know, Get women out of the home and
into
the Mercedes for luncheon with the Ladies
Against
Drug Abuse ("Madame Chairman, I'd like to
propose
a toast to the eradication of drug use").
She
belonged to every bar association committee
ever
devised; it was spooky how often you ran
across
her name in bar publications. She was
currently
on the rubber chicken circuit, trying to
win
her party's nomination for state attorney
general.
The law school, which happened to be her
alma
mater, was hosting a reception for her that
afternoon.
The editorial board of the law review
had
been invited; the rest of the student body was
not
deemed worthy to break bread with our
distinguished
professors.
I
was inclined to go with Jake--it was a chance to
sit
beside him and become intoxicated by his
cologne
(probably selected by his stunning and
sophisticated
wife, alas).
But
Tchielowicz remarked that he guessed Jane Fonda
was
too busy building up her pectorals to worry
about
the Vietnamese people now that they were
being
slaughtered by socialists instead of
capitalists,
and I couldn't leave the fray. I
declined
Jake's invitation.
A
few students drifted in, earnestly discussing the
relative
merits of squash and raquetball. They
drank
the dregs of the coffee, then Reeboked off to
a
commercial paper class. Professor Haas, a
comparative
law professor with a lilting Swedish
accent
and a shy, charming smile, came in to get
the
latest issue of the review, hot off the presses
and
stacked on the floor near Susan's desk.
Professor
Miles, who'd been teaching trusts and
wills
long before they'd mummified her, stalked in
clutching
a copy. Through the plywood partition, I
heard
her shriek to Susan that we'd failed to list
all
her degrees in the editor's note preceding her
article
on blind trusts.
That
was the last thing I ever heard anyone say to
Susan
Green.
I
left to go to my federal income tax class. I
didn't
particularly want to go, but I was beginning
to
suspect Larry Tchielowicz thought I was cute
when
I was mad.
And
while my tax professor lasciviously discussed
his
favorite tax shelters, someone stood behind
Susan
Green, raised up a weapon, and brought it
down
twice on the back of her head.
A RADICAL DEPARTURE
1988
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HIDDEN AGENDA
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IT BEGAN WITH a phone
call at seven in the damned
morning. I could hear the
buzz of long-distance
cable. "This is
Willa Jansson," I admitted
grudgingly.
"And this is Thomas
Spender!" His tone said, Bully
for me! "We met in
January of your last year of law
school."
I frowned down at my bare
toes, kicking aside some
underwear. If he was
waiting for me to say "How
nice," he would wait
a long time. My last year of
law school was not a
cherished memory.
"In the midst of
that, um . . . imbroglio."
Imbroglio--the word
crackled across my sleepy
synapses. I remembered
somebody using that word,
somebody from
"Wailes, Roth--"
"--Fotheringham and
Beck. Yes, indeed. You remember
our interview!"
Despite plans to work for
a respectably radical law
firm in San Francisco,
I'd interviewed with two
morticians (that's what
they'd looked like, anyway)
from an august Wall
Street firm. Thomas Spender,
Esquire, began to take
shape in my memory: plump
and pinstriped, the spawn
of some Republican
Central Committee petri
dish.
"Let me get to the
point, Ms. Jansson. We, uh,
heard that your law
firm-I believe you worked for
Julian Warneke's
firm?" He spoke the name with
bemused contempt.
"And that firm is now, uh,
somewhat defunct?"
Somewhat defunct--the
murder of two partners and a
secretary will do that.
"The firm doesn't exist
anymore," I
confirmed. Anyone who read the
newspaper knew that.
"The reason I
mention it is, I find we still have
your law school resume on
file. And we, um, thought
you might care to send us
an updated vita."
I edged closer to my
bedroom window and pulled up
the shade, flinching from
the morning light. I was
surrounded by laundry,
books, papers, dust balls:
it was my room, all
right. Not a dream.
"Send you an updated
résumé?"
Since when did the
biggest, piggiest law firm on The
Street have to solicit
résumés? And why from me? I'd
done well in law school,
but Malhousie wasn't a top ten
school. And Wailes, Roth
was the kind of firm that
Stanford and Yale Law
grads grovel before, after clerking
at the Supreme Court.
"Let me tell you what
made us think of you, Ms.
Jansson. In spite of the
publicity about the
Warneke um-" I
guessed he didn't want to use the
word imbroglio again.
"That was rather unfortunate,
of course, but-- Tell me,
do you know Bud Hopper?"
"No."
"Apparently a very
high muck-a-muck in the Department
of the Interior. He has
the President's ear, you might say."
He spoke with
walrus-to-the oysters heartiness. "He tells
us you wrote an excellent
little law review article about
alternative immigration
restriction scenarios."
"My student
article?" in which I did not use the
word
"scenario." Not once.
"And that some
senior White House aides looked at that
article. In
fact"--his tone was both superior and
congratulatory--"the
President's people even kicked around
one or two of your
thoughts when they made their limited
amnesty recommendation to
Congress."
I almost groaned. The
latest Republican plan
allowed bosses to
continue exploiting their
existing cheap foreign
labor, while slamming the
door on future
immigration. "I'm sure you
misunderstood your
friend-"
"Now, now. No false
modesty. I haven't had a chance
to peek at the article
myself, but Bud Hopper
certainly seemed to think
it was a good piece of
student work." He
added brightly, "Good enough for
the Reagan
administration!"
I sat down, almost
missing the edge of the bed.
If my parents learned I'd
contributed, however
unwittingly, to the
Republican body politic, they
would wander the streets
in sackcloth and ashes.
"And," he continued,
"a few of the partners here
were sufficiently
impressed when I mentioned it to
suggest that I call you
this morning and invite you
to update your
résumé."
"Mr. Spender, thank
you. But I don't think I'd like
to--"
"Naturally, we would
be prepared to lateral you in."
I briefly considered the
verb. Was it better than
being verticaled?
"Lateral me?"
"Give you credit for
your two years with the
Warneke firm. "
"In what
sense?"
"Salary and
seniority," he said indulgently. "I
believe our third-year
people are making about
ninety thousand. It goes
up quite sharply in the
fourth year, and
continues climbing until one makes
partner in the seventh
year, assuming one does.
Partners, of course, are
on a different scale
altogether."
Ninety thousand dollars!
And goes up sharply!
Warneke, Kerrey,
Lieberman & Flish, the law firm of
my left-wing dreams, had
been paying me twenty-five
five before becoming
somewhat defunct.
"Let me give you the
name of a contact person in
our San Francisco
office," Spender continued, in
the same Indulgent tone.
"In case you decide to
give us a call. "
And, with the breathless
obedience of a Nancy
Reagan, I purred,
"Let me get a pencil!"
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I
WATCHED MY marijuana float away from the Santa
Monica
pier. At the last minute, an eddy of gray
water
sent it swirling back toward me. It seemed to
call
out, Willa, no; I'm your last vestige of
hipness.
I almost jumped into the water to reclaim
the
damp detritus of my one remaining vice. My one
remaining
vice--God, I'd gotten boring.
But
I thought of all the mornings I'd wakened
feeling
like a bad country-western song. Every
morning
for the last year. And many mornings for
many
years before that. I'd been smoking pot since
I
was thirteen, in fact, since a cute boy with an
earring
handed me a joint on Haight Street, near my
parents'
flat. I had enough undamaged left brain to
realize
(if not exactly comprehend) that that was
almost
twenty-five years ago. I'd accomplished a
lot
in spite of it--and in spite of the nomadic
movement
politics that defined the life-style. A
decade
later than most of my peers, I'd endured
Stanford
University, Malhousie Law School, and two
legal
associate jobs--one politically correct, one
fiscally
correct. Maybe I'd needed pot to help me
put
up with the bullshit. But it worried me that I
now
needed it every single day.
Anyway,
I reminded myself, this was a good time to
quit.
I was embarking on a (slightly premature)
midlife
crisis. I'd just left the best job--rather,
the
best income--I'd ever had. My sex life was lying
somewhere
with a wooden stake in its heart. My mood
was
beyond repair; I might as well give my brain
cells
a chance to regenerate.
Behind
me on the pier, an Iranian couple noisily
unfolded
a quilted-steel hot dog wagon. Early
rollerbladers
strapped on knee pads. A Vietnamese
man
with an armload of buckets baited fish hooks. I
shook
the last few flakes of pot out of my Baggie
and
watched them sift through a layer of yellow
smog.
Then, more discreetly, I dropped the Baggie
off
the pier. In Santa Monica, I could get more
jail
time for littering than for possession of a
controlled
substance.
I
walked the length of the pier, brushing the last
of
the green dust off my fingers. Santa Monica, the
Miami
Beach of sold-out activists; fitting that I
should
dump my pot here. I was a straight person
now,
dull and unhip in the uniform of my outmoded
youth:
faded jeans, moccasins and a tie-dyed T-
shirt.
(At least my hair wasn't still long and
center-parted.
It was shoulder length and side-
parted,
the only style that looks vaguely adult on
a
five-one blonde who won't wear makeup and hates
high
heels.)
Smoking
pot in grumpy solitude had been my
alternative
to sushi bars and health clubs with
lawyers
I saw enough of at work. Pot was my own
little
party, the last flicker of an old light show.
Without
it, I would probably devolve into Marilyn
Quayle.
(At least the uniform of my youth didn't
include
hats that looked like dog dishes.)
I
took a last, unfond look at the motels and
bungalow
restaurants of Santa Monica Boulevard.
Then
I climbed into my car, a hatchback filled with
all
my worldly possessions, mostly plastic hanging
bags
of clothes. A year at a top-dollar L.A. law
firm
had done wonders for my wardrobe. A few more
months
and I'd have been the best-dressed lawyer at
the
Betty Ford Clinic.
I
started the car, feeling clammy and nervous. I'd
lived
most of my life in San Francisco, where you
can
get anywhere by bus, streetcar or subway. I'd
never
learned to drive. But by the time I'd
subsidized
a fleet of L.A. cabs, I decided I was
flexible
enough to learn. Today, I had hundreds of
miles
to drive before nightfall.
I
was finally leaving. I'd made 346 chalk marks on
the
walls of my Westwood apartment (stucco, of
course;
wall-to-wall carpeting; utterly
characterless
and bland, as I was fast becoming).
I'd
served my time. My résumé had been paroled.
Leaving
was the good news. The bad news would fill
several
volumes.
Yes,
I'd rehabilitated my résumé. It had taken a
year
of squinting at loan agreements and conferring
with
obnoxious men in red power ties, but I'd done
it.
I was now marketable--a fourth-year attorney
with
family law and corporate litigation
experience;
experienced enough to be of use but not
senior
enough to threaten associates on the brink
of
partnership. I'd have no trouble finding a job
in
another firm.
Unfortunately,
I hated being a lawyer….
I
drove up the coast highway, oblivious to
crashing
waves, kiting pelicans, cliffs painted in
ice
plant. The price of admission to a midlife
crisis
is that you stop noticing anything that
won't
sleep with you.
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Chapter
One
I
often hear people complain about their mothers.
But
I'd celebrate if all my mother did was skewer me
with
advice and bore me with anecdotes. I think
anyone
who hasn't had to bail her mother out of jail
cells
full of demonstrators is lucky. Anyone who can
guiltlessly
utter a cynicism or consort with an
occasional
Republican is lucky.
The
capper, as far as I'm concerned, was last year,
when
my mother flew to Cuba with a bevy of gray-haired
"brigadistas",
then failed to return with them.
When
fourteen sweet and unpretentious women
dedicated
to not hugging their children with nuclear
arms
filed off the plane, I could tell by their faces
that
something was wrong. Global Exchange and the
Women's
International League for Peace and Freedom
had,
by natural selection, assembled an ecstatic group
prepared
to bliss out on revolution. The women should
have
been flushed with the rapture of connection, they
should
have had that noble Dances With Revolutionaries
look.
Instead, they looked worried and confused. And
members
of WILPF rarely look confused. They are the
Jewish
mothers of politics, ready to chicken-soup the
whole
third world. So I knew something had gone
wrong.
But foolishly, I thought maybe they'd been
disillusioned.
I thought maybe something had cracked
their
rose-colored lenses.
I
should have known better. I'd accompanied
Mother
to an itinerary meeting filled with women who
couldn't
stop exclaiming about Cuba's excellent
schools
and health care, the warmness of its people,
and
the fact that no racial inequality existed there.
My
mild question about political prisoners provoked a
temper
tantrum about our CIA-backed press, and the
hypocrisy
of blockading Cuba while maintaining
relations
with governments of torturers. I followed
up--at
considerable risk to my mother's reputation--
with
some particulars about a recently-jailed poet.
Until
her sudden fall from favor, she'd been
relentlessly
trotted forth as an epitome of the Cuban
spirit.
Could a repressive regime produce a world-
class
poet? Castro argued.
"A
perfect example of distortion by a biased
press,"
one of the Fidelistas sniffed. "When we asked
our
Cuban hosts about that, they explained that since
the
U.S. is waging war on Cuba, certain things the
poet
did were tantamount to treason."
I
let the war on Cuba slide. "What things?"
"Well,
she was talking to foreign journalists." The
woman's
voice was hushed with disapproval. "She
was
leafleting."
Leafleting.
Any woman in the room would run into
a
burning house to save her stash of WILPF pamphlets.
Most
would sacrifice family photos before they'd let
their
leaflets burn.
My
mother poked me in the ribs. "You have to
understand
their context, Baby--their whole economy is
being
ruined by our government! They have a right to
try
and stop that."
Leaflets
were powerful weapons, all right: look
how
WILPF's tracts had brought the Republicans to
their
knees.
Since
that evening, I'd been inundated with
alternative-press
articles on Cuba. Mother's friends
couldn't
bear to have me think bad thoughts about the
place.
The regular press, on the other hand, was
gleefully
monitoring the collapse of the Cuban
economy.
See, it said, socialism doesn't work. Never
mind
that Castro's "final hour" had dragged on for a
decade.
Anyway,
the WILPF women did not look righteous as
they
deplaned--not a good sign. They huddled
together,
stopping short when they saw me. Also not a
good
sign.
"We
had to leave," one of them blurted. "Because
of
visas and other commitments and things. I'm so
sorry."
My
first thought was they were apologizing for not
having
defected. "Of course," I murmured. "Where's
my
mother?"
"We
wanted to wait for her, we really did."
By
now they stood close enough for me to smell
their
cheek powder.
"She's
still there? Why? What's she doing?"
I
was suddenly flanked, motherly hands on my back.
"We
don't know. Last night she went off on her
own
and didn't come back to the hotel. We looked
everywhere
we could think of this morning."
Sarah
Swann, the alpha granny, added, "Our Cuban
hosts
were so upset. They've made finding her their top priority."
I'll
bet. My mother was not a cannon you'd want
loose
in a controlled society.
"I
know you have some funny views about Cuba
from
the Western media," Sarah continued, "but
honestly,
it's such an open society. The one thing
you
can count on is that there's no monkey business
from
the government. It's not like other countries--
ones
our government supports--where people get
disappeared."
I
sat on a hard plastic airport lounge chair. I
was
quickly going numb. My mother had "disappeared"
from
my life many times, getting arrested for pouring
blood
on draft files, attacking missile nose cones,
blocking
access to nuclear power plants, and more
recently,
driving chainsaw-demolishing spikes into
old-growth
redwoods. My government was committed to
arresting
her, usually at her insistence. I didn't
see
why a foreign government should be more
charitable.
I
looked up at the concerned faces of women who
resembled
my mother: spry seniors with uncolored hair
and
intelligent eyes. I took comfort. Like them, my
mother
believed in the Cuban revolution. She'd see
their
militarism--anything they did, including jailing
of
dissidents and polluting of their coastline--as a
pitiable
result of U.S. policies. She would save her
civil
disobedience for her return to this country.
"No,"
I said finally. "I can't think of any
reason
for the Cuban government to bother her."
"Oh,
no! They're wonderful there, you can't
imagine."
Unless
you're a homosexual. Unless you leaflet.
But
Mother would have agreed with these women.
She
would--for once!--have made no ideological waves.
So
where was she?
"The
crime rate is very, very low there," Sarah
consoled
me. "If you're thinking she might have been
…
attacked."
The
thought had certainly crossed my mind.
On
the other hand, I could imagine Mother meandering
off
with new-found friends and missing her plane. In
which
case, maybe she'd already turned up.
At
worst, how difficult would it be to find a
pale-skinned
blond American in Cuba?
Famous
last words.
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